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A Brand New Best Friend (and It's Me) is a song from Phineas and Ferb The Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension. It will be sung by the 1st Dimension's Heinz Doofenshmirtz and the Heinz Doofenshmritz.

Lyrics

Doofenshmirtz: Do you want some rice pudding? Doofenshmirtz1: Blech, no, that's gross! Doofenshmirtz: It was a test. Almond brittle? Doofenshmirtz1: Ooh, I love it the most! Doofenshmirtz: Me too!

Doofenshmirtz1: Do you collect coins? Doofenshmirtz: Yeah, just in case
Vending machines become the Both: Dominant race

I've been alone all these years
With my irrational fears Doofenshmirtz1: But not the vending machine thing. That's gonna happen. Doofenshmirtz: But now before me I see Both: Someone with whom I agree
I've found a brand new best friend and it's me
I've found a brand new best friend and it's me

Doofenshmirtz: Hmm, I thought I'd be taller Doofenshmirtz1: I've been told I slouch
I thought I've have both my eyes, y'know... Doofenshmirtz: It's in this pouch Doofenshmirtz1: Ouch!

Doofenshmirtz1: You know, I can't help but notice that your scar goesover your eyepatch. Doofenshmirtz: Yeah... Doofenshmirtz1: [pause] ...Nothing...

Doofenshmirtz1: Do llamas weird you out? Doofenshmirtz: Yeah, are they camels or sheep? Doofenshmirtz1: No, no, I meant Lorenzo Doofenshmirtz: Oh, that's right Both: He played Meap!

Now I know all about you
And you know all about meDoofenshmirtz1: Ooh-wee-ooh Both: And now before me I see
Someone with whom I agree
I've found a brand new best friend and it's me
I've found a brand new best friend and it's me

Now that I've found you
We can be a duo Doofenshmirtz1: That's right. Both: Twice the evil
Double Doofenshmirtz
Doofenshmirtz1: Coming at you Fridays!

Doofenshmirtz: What's that, are we doing a TV show together? Doofenshmirtz1: "Oh no. It just sort of sounded like that. Well, I mean, we could. We should!"
Doofenshmirtz: Hmm, maybe we're not so much alike"Doofenshmirtz1: "Hey, that could be our catchphrase! You could be the grumpy one. [Pokes him] Huh? Huh?"