Doofenshmirtz: Do you want some rice pudding? Doofenshmirtz1: Blech, no, that's gross! Doofenshmirtz: It was a test. Almond brittle? Doofenshmirtz1: Ooh, I love it the most! Doofenshmirtz:Me too!
Doofenshmirtz1: Do you collect coins? Doofenshmirtz: Yeah, just in case Vending machines become the Both: Dominant race
I've been alone all these years With my irrational fears Doofenshmirtz1:But not the vending machine thing. That's gonna happen.Doofenshmirtz: But now before me I see Both: Someone with whom I agree I've found a brand new best friend and it's me I've found a brand new best friend and it's me
Doofenshmirtz: Hmm, I thought I'd be taller Doofenshmirtz1: I've been told I slouch I thought I've have both my eyes, y'know... Doofenshmirtz: It's in this pouch Doofenshmirtz1: Ouch!
Doofenshmirtz1:You know, I can't help but notice that your scar goesover your eyepatch.Doofenshmirtz:Yeah...Doofenshmirtz1:[pause] ...Nothing...
Doofenshmirtz1: Do llamas weird you out? Doofenshmirtz: Yeah, are they camels or sheep? Doofenshmirtz1: No, no, I meant Lorenzo Doofenshmirtz: Oh, that's right Both: He played Meap!
Now I know all about you And you know all about meDoofenshmirtz1: Ooh-wee-ooh Both: And now before me I see Someone with whom I agree I've found a brand new best friend and it's me I've found a brand new best friend and it's me
Now that I've found you We can be a duo Doofenshmirtz1:That's right. Both: Twice the evil Double Doofenshmirtz Doofenshmirtz1: Coming at you Fridays!
Doofenshmirtz: What's that, are we doing a TV show together?
Doofenshmirtz1: "Oh no. It just sort of sounded like that. Well, I mean, we could. We should!"
Doofenshmirtz: Hmm, maybe we're not so much alike"
Doofenshmirtz1: "Hey, that could be our catchphrase! You could be the grumpy one. [Pokes him] Huh? Huh?"
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