A Brand New Best Friend (and it's Me) is a song from Phineas and Ferb The Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension. It is sung by Heinz Doofenshmirtz and Heinz Doofenshmritz.
Lyrics
Doofenshmirtz2: Do you want some rice pudding?
Doofenshmirtz: Blech, no, that's gross!
Doofenshmirtz2: It was a test. Almond brittle?
Doofenshmirtz: Ooh, I love it the most!
Doofenshmirtz2: Me too!
Doofenshmirtz: Do you collect coins?
Doofenshmirtz2: Yeah, just in case
Vending machines become the
Both: Dominant race
I've been alone all these years
With my irrational fears
Doofenshmirtz: But not the vending machine thing. That's gonna happen.
Doofenshmirtz2: But now before me I see
Both: Someone with whom I agree
I've found a brand new best friend and it's me
I've found a brand new best friend and it's me
Doofenshmirtz2: Hmm, I thought I'd be taller
Doofenshmirtz: I've been told I slouch
I thought I've have both my eyes, y'know...
Doofenshmirtz2: It's in this pouch
Doofenshmirtz: Ouch!
Doofenshmirtz: You know, I can't help but notice that your scar goes over your eyepatch.
Doofenshmirtz2: Yeah...
Doofenshmirtz: [pause] ...Nothing...
Doofenshmirtz: Do llamas weird you out?
Doofenshmirtz2: Yeah, are they camels or sheep?
Doofenshmirtz: No, no, I meant Lorenzo
Doofenshmirtz2: Oh, that's right
Both: He played Meap!
Now I know all about you
And you know all about me
Doofenshmirtz: Ooh-wee-ooh
Both: And now before me I see
Someone with whom I agree
I've found a brand new best friend and it's me
I've found a brand new best friend and it's me
Now that I've found you
We can be a duo
Doofenshmirtz: That's right.
Both: Twice the evil
Double Doofenshmirtz
Doofenshmirtz: Coming at you Fridays!
Doofenshmirtz-2: What's that, are we doing a TV show together?
Doofenshmirtz: "Oh no. It just sort of sounded like that. Well, I mean, we could. We should!"
Doofenshmirtz-2: Hmm, maybe we're not so much alike"
Doofenshmirtz: "Hey, that could be our catchphrase! You could be the grumpy one. [Pokes him] Huh? Huh?"